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https://infoforu.org/50-chicken-puns-you-will-be-eggcited-to-tell-all-your-friends/
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a meat-lover or a vegetarian. Either way,  you can agree on one thing. These chicken puns are laugh out loud funny.

1. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!

2. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.

3. How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.

4. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.

5. Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila
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the Hen.

6. Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

7. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.

8. Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.

9. What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.

10. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.

11. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.

12. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.

13. What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.

14. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.

15. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.

16. What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
Poultry.

17. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.

18. The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.

19. I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.

20. I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.

21. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.

22. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

23. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.

24. What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!

25. Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.

26. What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.

27. What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

28. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

29. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.

30. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

31. Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.

32. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
Chicken.

33. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.

34. How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck

35. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day

36. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.

37. Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.

38. When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!

39. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.

40. Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.

41. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.

42. What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.

43. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.

44. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.

45. How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!

46. What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.

47. Why don’t chickens wear pants?
There peckers are on their face.

48. Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.

49. What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

50. How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket. 

Read more: thoughtcatalog.com
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https://infoforu.org/people-are-laughing-out-loud-at-this-dad-who-went-on-a-school-trip-with-60-kids-and-live-tweeted-the-horror/
Nothing can hype you as much as a father who promises to live-tweet “adulting on a School Trip to the Science Museum.” And no one deserves more respect than a man of his word. Recently, Simon Smith from the United Kingdom volunteered to take his daughter and 59 of her classmates (including a boy who called him ‘Bruv’) to the Kensington museum from Harlow. After Simon’s Twitter thread went viral, his pain became everyone’s entertai
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nment.

There were terrible smells, annoying questions, and a never-ending bus trip. Simon wrote more than 100 tweets, documenting the entire ordeal. To make the read shorter, we’ve gathered the highlights to show what everyone who is thinking about chaperoning a school field trip should expect. Scroll down to learn if Simon Smith survived!

More info: Twitter

Meet Simon Smith, a father who volunteered to help out on his daughter’s school trip




It started off as an innocent event




But things quickly began getting out of hand






All the children were asked to go to the toilet before they set off but…




Then the real nightmare began












Even Simon’s own daughter was against him


If that wasn’t enough, someone started getting sick






But the children’s curiosity quickly proved to be the most annoying thing on the trip so far








After they arrived at the museum, hope was nowhere in sight










Simon kept documenting the lovely things kids were telling him


When his wife asked how things were going, Simon told the harsh truth




Eventually, the horror story moved to the gift shop








Nothing changed, even on the way back






His final tweets perfectly summed everything up




Read more: boredpanda.com
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https://infoforu.org/clearance-alert-walmart-sample-beauty-boxes-only-5-00/
Check your Walmart for a deal on brand-name sample boxes! Stores received these products late for Mother’s Day, and now they’re on clearance for as low as $5.00.

There’s a total of six beauty boxes with cosmetics, skin care and hair care items. The products in each individual box are valued at $19.00 to $40.00 (which means you are really getting a deal).

Please note: These are an in-store exclusive item and are not available online at walmart.com.

Influenced by Nature Hair Care Favorites Box (over
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$19.00 value) contains:


Palmer’s Coconut Oil Formula Deep Conditioning Protein Pack
Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures Repairing Mask
Garnier Fructis Nourishing Treat 1 Minute Hair Mask
HASK Orchid & White Truffle Moisture Rich Deep Conditioner
Renpure Advanced Extra Strength Tea Tree & Lemon Sage Refreshing Moisture Shampoo
Renpure Advanced Extra Strength Tea Tree & Lemon Sage Refreshing Moisture Conditioner
Love Beauty and Planet Argan Oil & Lavender Smooth & Serene Conditioner
Love Beauty and Planet Argan Oil & Lavender Smooth & Serene Shampoo





Buy 1 Influenced by Nature Sample Beauty Box, 8 ct (reg. $9.98) $5.00, clearance price

Final Price: $5.00





A close-up peak into an Influenced by Nature beauty box:


Look for these boxes in clearance sections of the beauty/cosmetics departments.


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https://infoforu.org/10-incredible-before-and-after-photos-of-iconic-90s-supermodels-then-and-now/
Long live the '90s glamazon!Read more: twentytwowords.com
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https://infoforu.org/that-creepy-olive-garden-commercial-script-is-just-as-weird-on-screen/





Last week, a hilariously creepy script made the rounds online. 

Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials, and then asked it to write its own version. The script he posted had some funny gems like describing pasta nachos as "warm and defeated" and a character revealing her mouthful of "secret soup."

A group of coworkers who normally create drivers ed videos put together their version of the Olive Ga
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rden commercial, and it's just as unsettling as the original script. Krista Doyle, one of the coworkers, tweeted that all they could talk about was the Olive Garden bot, so they "decided to just shoot the damn thing." Read more...
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https://infoforu.org/save-7-00-on-seventh-generation-diapers-at-walmart/
Save $7.00 on Seventh Generation diapers at Walmart! Stack a $2.00 manufacturer coupon from the 4/8 RetailMeNot Everyday newspaper insert with a $5.00 Ibotta rebate offer. The final price is $19.42, normally $26.42.

We’ve never seen a deal this good on Seventh Generation diapers at Walmart.





Buy 1 Seventh Generation Diapers, 69-101 ct $26.42, regular price

Use one $2.00/1 – Seventh Generation Diaper Product from RMN 4/8
And submit one $5.00/1 – Seventh Generation Diapers, 69 ct or larger, vi
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a rebate app (ibotta.com)

Pay $24.42, Submit for $5.00 Ibotta Credit

Final Price: $19.42





see more diaper coupons and deals here
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https://infoforu.org/are-bill-consolidation-loans-for-you/
For anybody that is having a difficult time trying to make all of their monthly payments, bill consolidation loans may seem like a blessing from above. While it sounds great, you are also probably wondering what the total cost will be. Just remember that consolidation loans are like every other loan for deciding whether it's right for you or not.

You have to admit that the loan companies and banks do a great job at painting a pretty picture of bill consolidation loan. After all, what could be easier than making just one small pa
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yment each month to get out of debt, While this is entirely true for some situations, each case is unique. This means you will have to check for yourself if you will really be better off.

It is vital to keep in mind that all you're doing taking you current total outstanding balances of your debts and bills and spreading them out over the term of your new loan. It only makes sense that you should get a pen and paper and figure out exactly what the total new amount of interest will add up to. Once you do, then you can determine if the savings will worthwhile when compared to how much you owe now, and how long it will take to pay off your balances under both options.

In most cases, when you're consolidating your credit card bills you are likely to discover that the lower rate of the consolidation loan will lower both the monthly payments, as well as the overall cost of how much you owe. However, be careful that you are not jumping to conclusions, and double check your numbers. Remember, nobody is going to do a better job of taking care of your hard earned money than you.

Don't forget that the loan consolidation market is highly competitive, so be sure to look around for the best possible deal. Also, feel free to negotiate with banks and other lenders. You can even help them compete with one another. Regardless of how good of a deal you think you are getting at first, tell them you have to think it over. Doing that will not only make you look more financially savvy, but it also gives you the chance to revisit other lenders to tell them what you have been offered. Then ask if they are able to beat it. If they can...tell them you have to think it over, then go back to the other lender and see if they are able to beat your newest offer.

While this negotiating may seem like it will take too much time, in the long run you could save a lot more money. And you don't need to worry about asking. The worst thing that can happen is they' won't be able to give you a better offer, but you'll still have their original offer. Only you can decide if bill consolidation loans are for you, but now you have more information to get the best possible deal if you should choose to get one.